Your definition of what makes a wanker may be different to everyone else – but you know one when you see one.
Certain areas of Brisbane are absolutely chockers with wankers… the population needs to be warned.
Let’s settle this once and for all – name and shame the square kilometre of Brisbane which features the highest concentration of wankers, and give your evidence why.
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Just from a personal point of view 3 years ago whilst been drafted to various job agencies I could not help hurl at the rife wankerdom present in the upper CBD. Grand Pianos in reception areas to 19 year old corporate? airheads with no real life experience judging and sentencing my caracter.YES! It’s the CBD!
The Normanby Hotel on Friday and Saturday nights: almost run over some yuppie wanker running drunkenly across the fiveways every week. Also worth noting: James St in Fortitude Valley and any Irish bar in the CBD. Actually, come to think of it, there are far too many wankers in Brisbane to narrow it down to one square kilometre.
Oops! Forgot another two parts of town worth mentioning: Park Road (any cafe along there except Mary Ryan’s) and Caxton St/Petrie Tce areas. Especially after games at Suncorp Stadium. Rife with wankers.
It has to be the Albert St end of the Queen Street Mall – just opposite Hungry Jacks, down to Borders. Not only do all the emos hang out up at the HJ end, but down by borders you get cultists, religious zealots and cranky Big Issue sellers harassing you. Not to mention all the people sitting inside and outside of Starbucks Coffee, trying to perfect a look of understated awesome. Sometimes I just want to walk down there with some kind of wanker bat and bludgeon them all. :\
I agree with all of the above. I think some of the wanky menus at some of the cafe’s are worth a mention. *Think “slow cooked field mushrooms drizzled in a cappo marmalade”…you get the idea. *and what about the clowns that work in them?
Surely you can come up with better Brisbane questions than this one???
it would have to be James street by a long long way
It would have to be Milton! The main drag with all the fancy schmanzi cafes and bad coffee!
The Normanby Pub on Sundays. Lots of drunken deadshits trying to start fights- too packed for it’s own good, chicks that go their on Sundays are typically slags too. Steer clear.
Mt Cootha. Cyclists are mostly doosh bags. Lol
The entire UQ campus.
Be grateful. im brisbane born and raised and i am currently on holiday in maloolaba. this place has by far the highest population of wankers. it makes me miss home
Long park
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Definitely the Cru Bar in te valley….full of socipathic men hiding the truth about who they really are and what they have previously done to he women in their lives…..hiding behind the facade of decency but not realizing the complete wankers that they are……
You took the words right out of my mouth Cat…..and the thing that makes the Cru Bar the real epicenter of wankerism (in its sickest form) is fact that so many pommies congregate there – all trying to reinvent themselves from the twisted lives they had back in the UK (or NZ)…..yeap – Cru Bar in the Valley wins every time.
There’s a guy in Toowong at th moment who is wrongly labelled a wanker. Unfortunatley he is in love with a sex worker who more than likely has his child. Poor guy.
Kenmore. I live there, and can categorically say I’m the only non-wanker here.
Boundary st in west end, my friends and I couldn’t walk down the street without male egos dropping in appropriet comments, they were scum bags