Comments on: What would happen in Grand Theft Auto: Brisbane? http://www.brisbanism.com/what-would-happen-in-grand-theft-auto-brisbane/ The best of almost everything in Brisbane, as voted by locals Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:23:13 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Simon http://www.brisbanism.com/what-would-happen-in-grand-theft-auto-brisbane/#comment-1120 Simon Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:24:50 +0000 http://www.brisbanism.com/?p=297#comment-1120 Jumping from the Gateway Bridge to the 2nd Gateway Bridge (whatever the name of that one is). Woo Hoo! Jumping from the Gateway Bridge to the 2nd Gateway Bridge (whatever the name of that one is). Woo Hoo!

]]> By: internetbt http://www.brisbanism.com/what-would-happen-in-grand-theft-auto-brisbane/#comment-1119 internetbt Mon, 03 Oct 2011 22:53:58 +0000 http://www.brisbanism.com/?p=297#comment-1119 All those ugly painted electrical boxes would get demolished. That wouldn't be a bad thing. All those ugly painted electrical boxes would get demolished. That wouldn’t be a bad thing.

]]> By: Crystal http://www.brisbanism.com/what-would-happen-in-grand-theft-auto-brisbane/#comment-647 Crystal Wed, 07 Jul 2010 06:21:57 +0000 http://www.brisbanism.com/?p=297#comment-647 You'd spend most of the game stuck in traffic You’d spend most of the game stuck in traffic

]]> By: fiona http://www.brisbanism.com/what-would-happen-in-grand-theft-auto-brisbane/#comment-322 fiona Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:46:30 +0000 http://www.brisbanism.com/?p=297#comment-322 You'd probably be caught in a nasty traffic snarl, possibly crossing a bridge. Eventually, after limping along the road ways - you'd wind up in Ipswich ... as all roads, eventually lead to Ipswich. The mission would be getting out of Ipswich without GPS as there are so many roadworks, GPS is rendered obsolete. You’d probably be caught in a nasty traffic snarl, possibly crossing a bridge. Eventually, after limping along the road ways – you’d wind up in Ipswich … as all roads, eventually lead to Ipswich. The mission would be getting out of Ipswich without GPS as there are so many roadworks, GPS is rendered obsolete.

]]> By: Matt http://www.brisbanism.com/what-would-happen-in-grand-theft-auto-brisbane/#comment-320 Matt Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:54:01 +0000 http://www.brisbanism.com/?p=297#comment-320 - It would be very quiet after 10pm most nights, with deserted streets and no-one around to bash, murder or run over. - As suggested above, stealing a CityCat really would be quite cool. Perhaps the mission would be to ram it into some part of Riverside to take out an opponent. - I think somebody thought he was in Grand Theft Auto: Brisbane yesterday!! See this news story: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/11/05/2733714.htm?section=justin - It would be very quiet after 10pm most nights, with deserted streets and no-one around to bash, murder or run over.
- As suggested above, stealing a CityCat really would be quite cool. Perhaps the mission would be to ram it into some part of Riverside to take out an opponent.
- I think somebody thought he was in Grand Theft Auto: Brisbane yesterday!! See this news story: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/11/05/2733714.htm?section=justin

]]> By: DNABeast http://www.brisbanism.com/what-would-happen-in-grand-theft-auto-brisbane/#comment-319 DNABeast Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:38:55 +0000 http://www.brisbanism.com/?p=297#comment-319 Start a race related gang violence incident in Cronula. Start a race related gang violence incident in Cronula.

]]> By: a|A http://www.brisbanism.com/what-would-happen-in-grand-theft-auto-brisbane/#comment-318 a|A Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:39:28 +0000 http://www.brisbanism.com/?p=297#comment-318 They're much more likely to do a GTA Australia, rather than GTA:Brisbane. Put bits of Sydney, Brisbane, Melbourne, Canberra, Gold Coast, and Alice springs together into a sort of Australian monster hybrid. I think it would be wonderful to be honest! There was a great hoax a while back about GTA:Sydney. Set in the early 90s, and filled with Australian Gangsters ( ala Two Hands ). You can just tell it would be full of bad voiceactors though. Brisbane specifically though ? I'd like to steal a citycat and go for a cruise down the brisbane river. They’re much more likely to do a GTA Australia, rather than GTA:Brisbane. Put bits of Sydney, Brisbane, Melbourne, Canberra, Gold Coast, and Alice springs together into a sort of Australian monster hybrid.

I think it would be wonderful to be honest! There was a great hoax a while back about GTA:Sydney. Set in the early 90s, and filled with Australian Gangsters ( ala Two Hands ). You can just tell it would be full of bad voiceactors though.

Brisbane specifically though ? I’d like to steal a citycat and go for a cruise down the brisbane river.

]]> By: Chops http://www.brisbanism.com/what-would-happen-in-grand-theft-auto-brisbane/#comment-317 Chops Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:35:45 +0000 http://www.brisbanism.com/?p=297#comment-317 Mission list: pick up a package of drugs from the valley trainstation Sell package of drugs under the stephans needle find and beatup a ped at southbank be the first to throw up a tag in the clem7 get into a gangfight at darra station it writes itself really... Mission list:
pick up a package of drugs from the valley trainstation
Sell package of drugs under the stephans needle
find and beatup a ped at southbank
be the first to throw up a tag in the clem7
get into a gangfight at darra station

it writes itself really…

]]> By: @KateEdwards http://www.brisbanism.com/what-would-happen-in-grand-theft-auto-brisbane/#comment-316 @KateEdwards Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:27:24 +0000 http://www.brisbanism.com/?p=297#comment-316 Correct me if I'm wrong, but Brisbane doesn't really have a car-theif issue, so the game would be strangely lonely. The player would probably be the only villian around, and get caught by the police almost immediately. Maybe in Sydney. Or, I guess, at a stretch, Logan. Actually, Grand Theft Auto: Logan would be pretty funny. Kate, New Farm. Correct me if I’m wrong, but Brisbane doesn’t really have a car-theif issue, so the game would be strangely lonely. The player would probably be the only villian around, and get caught by the police almost immediately. Maybe in Sydney. Or, I guess, at a stretch, Logan. Actually, Grand Theft Auto: Logan would be pretty funny.
Kate, New Farm.

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