Oh boy, I’m going to hope that everyone’s minds aren’t in the gutter, and this doesn’t turn out to be the worst question I’ve added…
So – if you could turn invisible, what would you do in Brisbane?
Would you sneak into the halls of state parliament and observe the secret goings-on behind closed doors?
Perhaps you’d spend your time tripping over public transport ticket inspectors.
Or should I simply acknowledge the fact that most of you would head straight to the changerooms of your favourite sporting team, to watch everyone in the showers?
If it was Summer, I’d probably just hang around naked and sit in fountains.
Shame there aren’t so many fountains around anymore…
I would go to all the concerts that I cannot afford because they charge you a fortune for tickets!
I would Change the river to an amazing tropical haze blue.. watch out Fiji we have our own!
I would walk around whispering in the ears of the ticket collectors… and throw eggs at the side of buses heading under the myers centre…